I never want to leave college.
Cam is sending a dumb snapchat of me to myself
CAMDEN JUST SNAPCHATTED ME TO MY FRIENDS
I’M NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTAND TURNT
You ARE turnt
we might have a break through about what turnt means.
EW TURNT IS A MIX OF TURD AND BLUNT.
EWWW TURD BLUNT
I’m acting tumblr famous and I don’t even have 300 followers.
Cam thinks thats a lot of people and im like yeah but like girl i aint tumblah famous
I told camden that my followers are the best
Camden asked me what i’m doing on tumblr.
camden texted my fuck buddy who abandoned my vag tonight and asked him what turnt means
cam says to be turnt, you have to be fucking, eating chocolate, looking at a photo of ryan gosling, smelling roses, and hearing courtney snort.
this is not what turnt is
Just realized I’m going to probably lose some of my 278 followers. Twas nice knowing you. Sorry I’m stoned and wont stop blogging.
My roommate asked me how many followers I had.
I said 278.
She says “wow that’s so many”
even though its not
"tell them I say hi"
CAMDEN SAYS HI.
This is my real life, you guys.
Just read my first 4 high-logs to my roommate. She things I’m a shit.
Keep looking up more definitions for turnt. Failing. It isn’t a thing. It makes no sense.
My roommate forgot what 2 of the 5 senses are.
My roommate and I don’t understand the whole “turnt” thing. Like what the fuck is turnt. And being turnt up. Or being turnt down.
I’m stoned, let’s take this adventure together.
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I LOVE HAVING A FUCK BUDDY THIS IS FANTASTIC.